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Cards Against Humanity: 2013 Holiday Pack

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  • Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ________.
  • Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us... (read more)
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    Playtime
    30 minutes
    Published
    2013
    Age
    17+
    Publisher
    Cards Against Humanity
    Players
    4 to 20 players
    Designer
    Playstyle
    Light
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  • Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ________.
  • Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us ________.
  • But wait, there's more! If you order ________ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ________ absolutely free!
  • GREETINGS HUMANS
  • I AM ________ BOT
  • EXECUTING PROGRAM
  • Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: ________. In: ________.
  • I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain ________ again.
  • Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was ________.
  • Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with ________!
  • What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?

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  • A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.
  • A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.
  • Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.
  • Breeding elves for their priceless semen.
  • Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants.
  • Finding out that Santa isn't real.
  • Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet.
  • Having a strong opinion about Obamacare.
  • Jizzing into Santa's beard.
  • Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.
  • Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.
  • People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.
  • Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.
  • Rudolph's bright red balls.
  • Slicing a ham in icy silence.
  • Swapping bodies with mom for a day.
  • The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt.
  • The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.
  • The royal afterbirth.
  • The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.
  • These low, low prices!

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